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盛阳市精神病医院从虎石镇搬到了党校院里ruguo♀cc里面的医生、护士也算是从天堂跌到了地狱ruguo♀cc在虎石镇的时候ruguo♀cc上班虽然远一些ruguo♀cc但这里风景优美,气候宜人ruguo♀cc地方大却沒几个人ruguo♀cc上班都跟度假一样ruguo♀cc一个主治医师的办公室有四五十平ruguo♀cc院长一级的ruguo♀cc更是连浴室和卫生间都有ruguo♀cc跟五星级酒店也沒什么区别ruguo♀cc级别不够高也沒关系ruguo♀cc还有编外的护工、保安ruguo♀cc可供差遣ruguo♀cc医生几乎什么都不用干ruguo♀cc天天喝茶打牌聊天ruguo♀cc神仙般的日子ruguo♀cc
可搬到党校里面可就全完了ruguo♀cc地方小不说ruguo♀cc连个给病人放风的地方都沒有ruguo♀cc只能和党校共用一个操场ruguo♀cc上次一不留神ruguo♀cc让一名患者跑了出去ruguo♀cc这位也算奇葩ruguo♀cc溜达到党校楼里ruguo♀cc给那些领导干部上课ruguo♀cc溜溜讲了一上午ruguo♀cc愣是沒人发现ruguo♀cc下面学习的干部听的这个认真啊ruguo♀cc
院里的医生谁不骂啊ruguo♀cc虎石镇待的好好的ruguo♀cc谁愿意上这來ruguo♀cc地方那么好ruguo♀cc领导大笔一挥ruguo♀cc就给我们撵跑了ruguo♀cc留下好几万平米的医院ruguo♀cc给杨颖欣开什么网瘾戒除中心ruguo♀cc合着单位成她一家的了ruguo♀cc不过牢骚归牢骚ruguo♀cc事业编制ruguo♀cc大家伙敢怒不敢言ruguo♀cc谁让人家得领导赏识呢ruguo♀cc听说是主管卫生、教育的蒋副市长亲自批示的ruguo♀cc谁动的了ruguo♀cc
现在精神病院的一把手是何院长ruguo♀cc当初杨颖欣当一把的时候ruguo♀cc他是副手ruguo♀cc被一个年龄比自己还小的女人骑在头上ruguo♀cc谁心里能舒服啊ruguo♀cc这回还因为她被赶到这鸟不拉屎的倒霉地方ruguo♀cc而她却一个人占着几万平的医院旧址ruguo♀cc开起了网戒中心赚大钱ruguo♀cc
网瘾ruguo♀cc屁啊ruguo♀cc也就能唬唬外行的家长ruguo♀cc还行为矫正疗法ruguo♀cc和院里对付精神病不都一个套路吗ruguo♀cc连用的仪器都是从院里拿过去的ruguo♀cc我们是通过电击让精神病老老实实ruguo♀cc人家是通过电击ruguo♀cc让好人承认自己有精神病ruguo♀cc之后还得老老实实ruguo♀cc要不怎么说人家混的好呢ruguo♀cc
精神病院里待久了ruguo♀cc看谁都像精神病ruguo♀cc党校里人來人往ruguo♀cc一个个人模狗样的ruguo♀cc见大领导就点头哈腰ruguo♀cc见下属就颐指气使ruguo♀cc何院长真有心把他们全抓进來ruguo♀cc还他妈开什么保鲜工作会议ruguo♀cc学习三个代表的重要精神ruguo♀cc到精神病院住一个疗程ruguo♀cc保证一个个都先进ruguo♀cc都精神ruguo♀cc
这几天何院长的气色特别好ruguo♀cc院里其他人都感觉出來了ruguo♀cc人逢喜事精神爽ruguo♀cc不仅仅是那个患者跑到党校上课ruguo♀cc给医院长了回脸ruguo♀cc更重要的是ruguo♀cc何院长的老冤家來了ruguo♀cc原來那个杨院长ruguo♀cc疯了ruguo♀cc
老同事了ruguo♀cc必须得悉心照料啊ruguo♀cc最好的抗抑郁药ruguo♀cc灌下去ruguo♀cc不听话ruguo♀cc镇定剂打上ruguo♀cc电休克治疗仪先來一个满疗程ruguo♀cc电流弄最大ruguo♀cc40毫安ruguo♀cc只要不出事就行ruguo♀cc何主任只进來看了杨颖欣一眼ruguo♀cc然后鼻子里哼了一声ruguo♀cc
潜台词是ruguo♀cc你也有今天ruguo♀cc
“报应ruguo♀cc这是报应啊ruguo♀cc”杨颖欣从进來开始ruguo♀cc只有这一句话ruguo♀cc
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蒋副市长自从踏进了精神病医院的大门ruguo♀cc眉头就拧成了一个疙瘩ruguo♀cc盛阳市就这么一个精神病医院ruguo♀cc搞得太不像样子了ruguo♀cc竟然就这么塞在党校的大院里ruguo♀cc门口连个停车的地方都沒有ruguo♀cc沈秘书赶紧提醒ruguo♀cc蒋市长ruguo♀cc这医院是从虎石镇网戒中心那搬來的……
这么一提醒ruguo♀cc蒋军也想起來了ruguo♀cc当初市政府投巨资兴建精神病医院ruguo♀cc是因为省委副书记的女儿因为失恋受了刺激ruguo♀cc跳楼了ruguo♀cc副书记一声令下ruguo♀cc市政府停了好几个大工程ruguo♀cc精神病医院优先上马ruguo♀cc可是楼刚盖好ruguo♀cc这位副书记就失势了ruguo♀cc后续人员配置也沒上來ruguo♀cc就是这三十多个医护人员ruguo♀cc悠哉悠哉地在虎石镇度假ruguo♀cc后來颖欣提了网戒中心的点子ruguo♀cc才把那边腾出來的ruguo♀cc后來精神病医院安置的事情就教给下面來做了ruguo♀cc蒋军也沒特别在意ruguo♀cc原來塞到了这里ruguo♀cc细说起來ruguo♀cc始作俑者还是自己哩ruguo♀cc
精神病院ruguo♀cc几乎沒來过这么大的领导ruguo♀cc平时市卫生局來一个副局长级别的就已经了不得了ruguo♀cc得提前好几天训练患者组成欢迎队列ruguo♀cc这次副市长來ruguo♀cc还是主管卫生的副市长ruguo♀cc全院都震惊了ruguo♀cc坏了坏了ruguo♀cc训练病人來不及了ruguo♀cc告诉各病房ruguo♀cc领导视察好好表现ruguo♀cc晚上给大伙蒸牛肉馅包子吃ruguo♀cc
病人沒提前培训ruguo♀cc不敢让领导看见ruguo♀cc一个个都关在自己的病房里ruguo♀cc那边市长都到了党校院里了ruguo♀cc这边会议室还沒收拾出來ruguo♀cc手忙脚乱地一顿折腾ruguo♀cc总算把市长请进了大会议室ruguo♀cc何院长带队ruguo♀cc全院工作人员一起陪笑ruguo♀cc“蒋市长ruguo♀cc您这次來有什么指示ruguo♀cc”
蒋副市长轻叹一声ruguo♀cc道：“我们盛阳市ruguo♀cc作为省会城市ruguo♀cc医疗条件在全省都是首屈一指的ruguo♀cc不过在精神疾病的医疗、防治方面还很薄弱啊ruguo♀cc近年來ruguo♀cc我们盛阳市精神病医院ruguo♀cc作为全市唯一一家精神病医院ruguo♀cc在硬件设施、门诊就诊量、患者康复率、优质护理服务等方面所取得的成绩ruguo♀cc还是要肯定的ruguo♀cc不过并不能满足于现状ruguo♀cc要通过领导班子的团结奋斗、人性化的内部管理、调动干部职工的工作热情ruguo♀cc促进医院工作的快速高效发展ruguo♀cc”
蒋市长说的太好了ruguo♀cc会议室里响起雷鸣般的掌声ruguo♀cc几乎要赶上那天党校里ruguo♀cc患者讲课那次了ruguo♀cc
蒋军心中冷笑ruguo♀cc一群马屁精ruguo♀cc自己都不知道自己在说什么ruguo♀cc还鼓掌ruguo♀cc接下來由何院长带头汇报工作ruguo♀cc主要是中医理论应用于精神病临床医学的研究与实践ruguo♀cc说的都是中文ruguo♀cc可蒋副市长一句话都沒听懂ruguo♀cc只好频频点头ruguo♀cc以示赞许ruguo♀cc
说着官话套话ruguo♀cc场面一团和气ruguo♀cc直到蒋市长提出要去病房视察的时候ruguo♀cc何院长才面露难色ruguo♀cc“蒋市长ruguo♀cc您也知道ruguo♀cc精神病患者往往都难以控制自己的情绪ruguo♀cc有的甚至还有暴力倾向ruguo♀cc君子不立危墙ruguo♀cc为了安全考虑ruguo♀cc您还是别去病房了ruguo♀cc”
蒋军今天就是奔这个來的ruguo♀cc怎么可能答应ruguo♀cc摇头道：“在这里ruguo♀cc患者才是第一位的ruguo♀cc我视察医院ruguo♀cc不看看患者怎么说ruguo♀cc那还叫视察吗ruguo♀cc沒关系的ruguo♀cc谁带路啊ruguo♀cc”
蒋市长的态度不容置疑ruguo♀cc何院长也沒了办法ruguo♀cc后面摆手ruguo♀cc让下面人赶紧安排ruguo♀cc
众星捧月一般ruguo♀cc蒋副市长从会议室被迎到了103病房ruguo♀cc病房里一共四名患者ruguo♀cc不过一个个除了身上穿着病号服以外ruguo♀cc都看不出和常人有什么不同ruguo♀cc门口的那个床位ruguo♀cc看到蒋副市长來了ruguo♀cc还很有礼貌的站了起來ruguo♀cc
蒋军一看脸就沉了下來ruguo♀cc想糊弄我扮演精神病ruguo♀cc你倒是找个我沒见过的啊ruguo♀cc这位刚才会议室里还给我鼓掌來着ruguo♀cc胸牌都沒摘下來ruguo♀cc
当领导的ruguo♀cc当然知道给下面留点面子ruguo♀cc脸一沉ruguo♀cc手往后一背ruguo♀cc扭头问何院长ruguo♀cc“老何啊ruguo♀cc我们去别的屋看看ruguo♀cc”
“听说杨教授患病也是你们这里收治的ruguo♀cc唉ruguo♀cc说起來杨教授还和我有一段渊源ruguo♀cc我在医学院当党委书记的时候ruguo♀cc杨颖欣就是那里的学生ruguo♀cc后來她读了博士ruguo♀cc当上了副院长ruguo♀cc我也一路走到了现在的位置ruguo♀cc沒想到她竟然……医不自医啊ruguo♀cc算了ruguo♀cc我们去看看她吧ruguo♀cc”
何院长面露难色ruguo♀cc“这个……”
“怎么ruguo♀cc有困难ruguo♀cc”
“杨教授以前就是我们的同事ruguo♀cc她的事我们也很痛心啊ruguo♀cc她刚刚入院ruguo♀cc情绪非常不稳定ruguo♀cc所以我们经过会诊之后ruguo♀cc决定对其采取冬眠疗法ruguo♀cc现在她每天都睡十几个小时ruguo♀cc恐怕您探视不了ruguo♀cc”
蒋军今天就是为杨颖欣來的ruguo♀cc怎么会因为这三两句话被糊弄回去ruguo♀cc“毕竟是同事一场ruguo♀cc还是见上一见ruguo♀cc如果她睡下了ruguo♀cc我们就不打扰了ruguo♀cc”
杨颖欣不出所料的“被睡”了ruguo♀cc正如学生们离不开网戒中心ruguo♀cc她想离开精神病院也难如登天ruguo♀cc
“替我多关心关心她ruguo♀cc”蒋副市长只能留下这么一句话ruguo♀cc带着遗憾离开了ruguo♀cc
一出门ruguo♀cc漫天飘雪ruguo♀cc
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矿中的操场上ruguo♀cc学生们玩得不亦乐乎ruguo♀cc刘忙广播指挥ruguo♀cc制定规则ruguo♀cc把操场上的学生分成了两批ruguo♀cc玩起了雪地反恐ruguo♀cc一些和刘忙比较熟的家伙成了恐怖分子ruguo♀cc比如说板凳钢管舞等人ruguo♀cc也就是文中出现名字的那些ruguo♀cc女生比较少ruguo♀cc自动成为人质ruguo♀cc其余的人扮演反恐精英ruguo♀cc说起來就是刘忙的弟兄们当坏人ruguo♀cc去抓妹子ruguo♀cc大多数人去保护妹子ruguo♀cc
刘忙掌握着全校的广播ruguo♀cc可一听ruguo♀cc全是來自操场上的声音：
“哎呀我去ruguo♀cc还跑ruguo♀cc你再跑啊ruguo♀cc咋不嘚瑟了呢ruguo♀cc來ruguo♀cc把这逼给我埋雪里ruguo♀cc”
“我去你妈的ruguo♀cc这逼偷袭我ruguo♀cc耗子ruguo♀cc过來跟我一起干他ruguo♀cc”
“这逼落单了ruguo♀cc快点ruguo♀cc弄他ruguo♀cc给种上ruguo♀cc种上ruguo♀cc”
“我草ruguo♀cc给你能耐完了ruguo♀cc还嘚瑟不ruguo♀cc蹲那ruguo♀cc”
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女孩因为人质的身份ruguo♀cc一般不到前线去ruguo♀cc只是在后方默默地输送弹药ruguo♀cc当然这也未必安全ruguo♀cc荷尔蒙的驱使下ruguo♀cc不少人豁出一身剐ruguo♀cc也要拿下人质ruguo♀cc比如说韩鹏ruguo♀cc被人埋了两次ruguo♀cc终于冲到了妹子面前ruguo♀cc跑过去飞身把那个叫文静的女孩扑到在雪地里ruguo♀cc脸对着脸ruguo♀cc鼻子尖都快碰到一起了ruguo♀cc问：“还认识我不ruguo♀cc”
“我记得你ruguo♀cc”女孩声若蚊蝇ruguo♀cc
“你被我俘虏了ruguo♀cc”韩胖子得意地笑道ruguo♀cc
电教室里ruguo♀cc窗边的刘忙看了个满眼ruguo♀cc默默地关上了音响ruguo♀cc转身一把抱住杨柳依ruguo♀cc“你ruguo♀cc也是我的俘虏ruguo♀cc”
刘忙日记：
坚决贯彻党的什么什么精神的病ruguo♀cc是不是也可以简称为精神病ruguo♀cc
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